Cecil Palmer. the real one I swear. the other ones are just illusions
October 2, 2016 9:36pm
If you have any wheat or wheat by-products in your home, you are almost certainly already dead.
Sorry about that.
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July 30, 2016 4:20pm
In other health news, the Night Vale Council for Commerce reminds you to regularly consume wheat and wheat by-products. By doing so, you are directly supporting the local Night Vale farmer, as well as the local Night Vale commodities conglomerates.
Looking for a snack? Try wheat, or a wheat by-product. Dinner? Wheat and/or its by-product. Trying to patch a leaky roof? We have just the thing for you, and we also have its by-products.
Wheat and wheat by-products. By Americans, for Americans, in Americans, watching Americans.
July 27, 2016 2:09am
TAD YOU ARE DADDY
July 9, 2016 10:19am
D a d d y
February 28, 2016 3:02am
You look like someone from The Book of Mormon.
Elder Strange, do something that blows God's freaking mind.
October 8, 2015 1:19am
October 5, 2015 6:09pm